“Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.”“In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.” “Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. ”“The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.”
“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”“football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.” “You get hit the hardest when trying to run or hide from a problem. Like the defense on a football field, putting all focus on evading only one defender is asking to be blindsided.” “The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”